My Sister's Wedding

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.    Paris Hilton




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The Skinniest House

Disinformation is most effective in a very narrow context. 


Frank Snepp 

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DMV Hours

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 

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Facebook Fixed My Glasses

If the eye does not want to see, neither light nor glasses will help. 


German Proverb

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