Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Mr Robot Journal












Santa was good to me this year. My own copy of Elliot's journal, Red Wheelbarrow.
Inside the front cover is a note in red from Hot Carla. "It was hard for me not to burn it. The edges of the book are charred. Page 23: Elliot asks, "I wonder who's making bank on fsociety masks? Page 34: Carla inserted a page ripped from Tolstoy's Resurrection. Tolstoy writes, "A curious idea the object of revolution." Carla knows Eliot is the object of Mr Robot's insurrection. Page 78: On one side, Eliot has drawn some wheelbarrows. On the other side is a homage to Red Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams. Page 91: Evidence of Elliot's obsession with Carla. Page 100: Why hot Carla got arrested. Page 126: A cigarette pack with a note inside. In the end Carla is left with her Red Wheelbarrow.


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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Love The Alexa














Contains adult language: First a bluetooth speaker arrived in the mail ... I was like, fuck, I we have any bluetooth devices ... Then an Echo Dot arrived ... I was like, great, Amazon just wants cash out of my pocket. So today we set up the Echo.  Joined it to the bluetooth speaker... Alexa play some music... Alexa play the ramones ... Alexa stop ... Loved the Alexa immediately ... I went from zero to one thousand in half a second. Amazing.


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Friday, December 23, 2016

Tesla Vs Prius












The prius gets 52 miles per gallon .. The Tesla uses energy equal to 89 miles per gallon .. The prius does zero to sixty in 12 seconds ... The Tesla does zero to sixty in 2.5 seconds ... Wow that's fast ... Yep, faster than a Lamborghini Hurricane ... The prius changed the way people think about economy cars.... The Tesla blew up what people think about electric cars .. A prius in the lot and you're like, geek squad is here ... A Tesla in the lot and you're like, who's the rockstar?


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Thursday, December 15, 2016

Yahoo Billion Man Hack












Some Red Hat Mr Robot hacker type. Made head lines with the billion man hack. I'm like great. Gotta change the yahoo password ... On my computer ... On my device ... On the mail app ... I read on and it's old news ... Happened back in 2013 ... Verizon auditors found the hack cause of the merger.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Scout Drones


I'd like a traffic scout drone for my car. With missiles to blow up the A-Holes. What? No, The drone would scout out clear roads. Scout out some babes. And then what? Shoot a missile at them? Yeah a love missile. Moron. 

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Monday, December 12, 2016

Coffee Vs Water












You should drink eight glasses of water a day. I drink coffee. Coffee is a diuritic. I don't just eat the beans. I brew coffee with water. That water doesn't count. I also drink tea. Tea has pesticides. Eight glasses of water. And I drink milk .... Milk is bad for you bones. Drink water .... I've got to pee ... Geez, I thought he'd never leave ...


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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Polar Vortex












Rising ocean temperatures exacerbate the polar vortex. The oceans heat up and melt the Arctic ice. Well I'm glad when the forecast is cold in the winter. Warm air is released. Everything is not coming to an end. The polar air is destabilized. Well it's supposed to be cold in the winter. It's a perpetual polar vortex is unleashed. But it give's me hope that our planet is not gonna burst into flames. It's the end of us all.


Monday, December 5, 2016

Cold Doesn't Cause a Cold













Catching a chill does not cause a cold. Yesterday, after her pedicure my wife walked home thru snow in flip flops. Today she has a cold. She had previously been exposed to a virus. The cold minimized her immune system's ability to fight the virus. She caught a chill and caught a cold. But the cold was caused by a virus. How do I turn you off? You're getting germs on that remote. Idiot.

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Saturday, December 3, 2016

Does bottled water expire?












Does Bottled Water Expire? Of course not. It's water. Well turns out it does ..
There's no expiration date on water! Turns out it's the bottle ... Let me see that ... Leachs chemicals into the water. I told you water doesn't expire ...
Idiot ...No, you're an idiot ... What ever ...

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Hypermule - Hypermile














I was googling hypermile. Came up hypermule. I am a Hypermiler. I drive like I don't have any brakes. I take it easy on the gas pedal. And when there's are red light ahead. I take my foot off of the gas. My tire pressure is good. I use my gas card when I buy groceries and get a discount at the pump.

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