You Know It's Fall

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

Albert Camus 

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My Sister's Wedding

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.    Paris Hilton




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The Skinniest House

Disinformation is most effective in a very narrow context. 


Frank Snepp 

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DMV Hours

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 

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Facebook Fixed My Glasses

If the eye does not want to see, neither light nor glasses will help. 


German Proverb

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Wrigley Field - 2014 All Star Game

Baseball commissioner Bud Selig say's the prospects are good for holding the 2014 All Star Game at historic Wrigley Field. 2014 will be the 100th Anniversary of the ballpark.

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The Beanstalk

And who might you be, tiny one? 




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This is Prison

Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs - Russian Proverb

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Back in the Day

The few remaining truths are graffiti, suicide notes, shopping lists.

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Jean Jacket

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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Books to Read

I've got three books in my bag. 

-  Life, by Keith Richards

-  Hollywood, by Charles Bukowski

-  Hammer of the Gods, by Stephen Davis

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Life is a Bitch

Things are going along great, then life throws you a curve.

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