The Mechanic

The Nearly New Bicycle Shop found me a vintage B&W Schwinn saddle.  Nice. Just what I was looking for.

So as I'm dealing with the guys on the saddle, I start looking at a bike up in the front. Turns out it's the mechanic's. It's a green Typhoon, with new composite wheels and a racing saddle. I'm like, "Oh no you don't have a Schwinn generator on the rear wheel." I've got one for my bike. But I'm looking at it and I'm like, "Where's the headlamp?"

The mechanic comes over and say's "Check this out." He picks up the rear end and gives the wheel a spin. On comes this blue neon light under the top tube. I'm like, "Oh no you don't have a blue neon light under your top tube." He's like, "Oh yes I do!" 

Too freakin cool. 

So out I go and I come back with both of my bikes. 

Here's the list I gave to the mechanic: 

Mount new saddle

Mount brake levers

Wrap bars

Remove chain guard

Remove rear rack

Remove toe clips

Remove reflectors

Mount generator

Mount front and rear lamp

Mount blue LED

Tune 

Dude!