Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Adele - Pinterest

Before the Grammy's people would mention Adele. And, I'd be like who? You know, Adele? And, I'd be like who? So last night I watched the Grammys. And Adelle was on. And guess what? I've heard her on the radio. And that's one of those songs that you hum along with.





















The Pinterest website. Oh my god. This is the best website. I'm a Pinterest junky. I've been pinning, creating boards. Repinning. Oh it's freaking amazing. But then I'm kind of a visual guy by nature. Let's see. I've got a YouTube board. A Chicago board. A hair board, don't ask. I've got a I work at a Tent Company board. And oh man, girls are repinning the tent pictures to the Wedding Boards like crazy. I've got a Rock and Roll board. An actors board. A food board and a Tattoo board. I must be forgeting something. Any way. When you first start up they want me to use the book mark pin deal. That didn't work at all. So I went to the Google app store and found an app that worked. Some people might not get past the config. It requires a little bit of configuration but it's worth it. So go out log onto Pinterest, NOW!  Wow it's that cool. 
















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Sunday, February 12, 2012

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R.I.P. Whitney Houston


LOS ANGELES - Whitney Houston, who ruled as pop music's queen until her majestic voice was ravaged by drug use and her regal image was tarnished by erratic behavior and a tumultuous marriage to singer Bobby Brown, has died on the eve of the Grammy Awards she once reigned. She was 48.
Beverly Hills police Lt. Mark Rosen said Houston was pronounced dead Saturday afternoon in her room on the fourth floor of the Beverly Hilton. "There were no obvious signs of any criminal intent," Rosen said.
A Los Angeles County coroner's official said early Sunday that her body had been taken to a morgue.
Houston's publicist, Kristen Foster, said the cause of death was unknown.
Rosen said police received a 911 call from hotel security about Houston. Paramedics who were already at the hotel because of a Grammy party were not able to resuscitate her, he said.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Kim Jong-Un Assassination - JFK Intern - Pinterest


There is an internet rumour that
Kim Jong Um has been assassinated. The rumour Started in China on microblog Weibo.com. CNN reports he's still alive and kicking. It's probably just another Twitter celebrity death Hoax. Vegas has the line at seventy seven to one.


Mimi Alford was a White House intern under Kennedy in the 60-s. Her new book details an affair she had with JFK. I don't think this should come as a surprise to anybody. Kennedy was known for having a few ladies on the side.


I logged onto the Pinterest website to check it out. Turns out there is a velvet rope. So I requested an invite. I've been checking my email for the invite.
I really hate velvet ropes.



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Friday, February 10, 2012

Santorum Pro Steroids - $16 House - Purple Squirrel - Valentines Day


Rick Santorum is pro steroids in professional wrestling. Because professional wrestling is not an "actual sport". What's next? Santorum will say he's pro crack cuz crackheads aren't "actual people." He'll be pro hydro carbon because climate change isn't "actually real". Oh wait a minute. He is pro hydro carbon. 


For the past eight months ex marine Kenneth Robinson has been living the dream. And for cheap. Sixteen dollars. Sixteen dollars is all it took to file an 
“affidavit of adverse possession”. It allowed him to move into a foreclosed property in an upscale suburban town. He was in as long as he kept up the 
maintainence, paid tax bills and association fees. And it's all on his website, 16dollarhouse.com. Well this week a judge gave Robinson until Feb. 13 to appeal or move out. He quietly slipped out before sunrise on Monday morning. He could be heard laughing as he drove away.A Bank of America rep is quoted as 
saying. That's not funny.


First we had the Purple Calf Milka. Born in a small villiage in Serbia. Now from Jersey Shore Penn. we've got a purple squirrel. He's even got his own Facebook page. What's next? How about purple roses for Valentines day? 




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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Morbid Curiosity - Ice Skating at Millenium Park


I grabbed a bus this morning. And went downtown to the Chicago Cultural Center. To catch the Morbid Curiosity show. Its up on the fourth floor in the enormous Yates Gallery. The show is breathtaking. The skull table is amazing. The salon wall is amazing. Death of Venus stopped me in my tracks.
The print room, I'm going back there with a magifying glass. Chandeliers. Prints. Portraits. Figures. Skulls. It's alot to see. I'm going back tomorrow to see it again. It's that good of a show.

From the cultural center I went across the street. To Millenium Park. The ice rink wasnt open so I took a strool around. Put on my skates. Then took a couple of spins around the rink. Great day. I even liked the country music they were playing. If you like ice skating, hit the like button. You can subscribe up there.

Bourne Legacy - Bacon Milkshake - Android Transparent App


After three installments of Universal's Bourne franchise. Fall of 2012 will see Jason Bourne re-born as Jeremy Renner. Renner who recieved an Academy Nomination for the Hurt Locker. Will have no problem with the Stoic and perpetualy migrained Jason Bourne. Jeremy Renner is perfect to be Re-Bourne in this fall's Bourne Legacy. Ha ha ha. Re bourne - You get it? ok


Jack in the Box now serves a Bacon Shake. Vanilla icecream, bacon flavored syrup. whipped topping and a marachino cherry. Where do I begin? I've never seen bacon syrup in the syrup isle. I am repulsed & I want one. No Jack in the boxes in Chicago. To bad I don't live in St Louis.


I downloaded the Transparent App for my Android tablet. It's almost like the tablet is not there. I can see right through it.Now use my device while walking down the street. Without worrying about running into a light pole. Not. A little heads up people. Net surfing and walking don't mix.




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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Janelle Monae, Kelly Clarkson, James Brown & Motley Crue

Lately I've like the music in TV comercials. There's this skateboarding car comercial w/ a song called we are young. I googled it and it's by Janelle Monae.
Wow. 

And then there's a Spot with Chris Berman and Kelly Clarkson. They get into a car and bust into "Stronger". I like that one.


The fat dog commercial. The dog can't get through the doggy door. Then James Brown kicks in with Get Up Offa That Thing.

And finally we have the Sandman commercial. The Sandman spills all the ferry dust on the guy, And he wakes up on the racetrack w/ the Crue playing Kickstart my heart. Rocks



Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Giants Ticker Tape Parade - Maria Menounos Bet - McDonalds Pitbull Ad

 
Extra host and patriot fan Maria Menounos lost a bet on the superbowl. So she stripped down to a Giants-colored bikini in the middle of Times Square. 
Damn I love football. 

In Kansas City McDonald's pulled an ad that angered pit bull owners. The radio ad that said eating a Chicken McBite was less risky than petting a stray pit. Pitbull owners called in and complained. In a statement McDonalds apologized for the ad. And assured Kansay City that their McDonalds were pitbull freindly.  McDonalds when on to say, "Go ahead, let em off the leash".

Today the NY Giants are getting a ticker tape parade up Broadway. It's not like people use stock tickers any more. These days it's all graphs and charts, In reality it'll probably be more of a paper shredder parade. I guess I'm ok with the old nostalgic name. Anyway, congratulations to the New York Giants.


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Monday, February 6, 2012

Elton Flavor Flav X-Factor - Madonna - M.I.A. Flips the Bird - Nicki Minaj - LMFAO

Caution: Tonights video contains adult language. Ok We had the superbowl yesterday. I liked the Pepsi comercial with Elton John. And the X Factor girl belting out Respect. You've gotta love elton's boots. That queen makes a pretty good king. Then Elton falls through the floor into a dungeon. And there's Flavor Flav - yeaaaahh booyyyyye! The Madonna halftime show was great. I didn't even see MIA flipping the bird. I was focusing my attention on Nicki Minaj. Dude she's hot. I probably wouldn't even know about MIA Flipping the Bird but. Some self righteaus group called The Parents Television Council. Releases a statement saying, "It is unfortunate that a spectacular sporting event was overshadowed once again by broadcasting the selfish acts of a desperate performer." Shut up. And Madonna had the Laugh My Fucking Ass Off guys. LMFAO, I love those guys. Music playing: Everybodies shuffling shuffling. Oh. And there was a football game too. Giants won. I came in second in the playoff pool. A hundred and fifty beans.


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