Thursday, February 16, 2012

Heart Attack Grill - Daytona 500


A man suffered a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas. He was chowing down a 6,000-calorie Triple Bypass Burger. The owner of the place refers 
to himself as Doctor. His servers are called nurses. Customers are refered to as patients. Orders are prescriptions. Maybe the cook is called the mortician!


This time of year sucks. Football is over. I don't watch college hoops. Pro basket ball heats up and the bulls are doing good.But it's not football. Nascar starts this weekend with the Daytona 500. Yawn. Not.










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